Friday, August 12, 2011

Kardashian Sisters Write First Novel as the Publishing World Weeps



Because they haven’t yet sullied EVERY type of media with their inanity, the Kardashian sisters are writing a novel!



Kim, Kourtney and Khloe are reportedly hard at work writing the book that will be released in November.



And by “hard at work” I mean having their nails done while saying things like, “You know what would be cool? If the lead character, like, had a job or something. And hated cameras. And didn’t get peed on in homemade porn.”



And then they congratulated themselves by popping open a bottle of Cristal before passing crayons around and taking notes on cocktail napkins.

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